April 2nd

On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not

Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”

Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”

Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”

by Some dude bro March 30, 2023

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April 2nd

National brothers day hug you bro

Can’t wait for April 2nd

by ImThYesMan April 1, 2023

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A friendship that forms after you've already faced the hard truth about people and the world. It’s not built on naive trust or loyalty—it’s built on mutual understanding, and a shared awareness of reality. Both people know the score, and the bond is more about getting things done than keeping up appearances.

We don’t sugarcoat anything, but we get things done together. That’s a 2nd pill friendship.

by reeal98 May 5, 2025

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September 2nd

World National Short People’s Day. Where short people gather together and have fun. I’m shorttttt.

If you are short, good for you, your friends are giving you moneyyyyy.
Happy birthday to anyone who is reading this and today your birthday.

Hey, today’s September 2nd, National Short People’s Day, I’m short so give me money.

by Bubblet 🖤 May 9, 2025

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