It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 04, 2022

witch club

witch club or vvitch club is a secret members only online club and a cult created by hexxer it associates with witchcraft dark aesthetics and the worshipping of its creator

alot of the witches in Salem were saved by the witch club movement

by joshondeathrow September 05, 2023

Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

by Devious_Spaghet March 23, 2022

classic witch notation

When a mean and nasty woman (a witch) is being mean and nasty to someone else. These kind of witches don't have cauldrons or brooms; they are just people you want to stay miles away from. Refers to a single person, not a group.

Guy: That woman is following classic witch notation on Jeremy.

Witch: NGFDGUGGUTGTGITTHBNTBGTUGITGJTIGBTNGITUB!
Jeremy: Shut up, you bitch!

by ManMan36 March 12, 2016

Twitch witch

A crazy horse chick that is that typical horse girl from school- but is now an adult. 99% chance of being a freaky whore in bed. Also a borderline alcoholic. Also super competitive at trivia.

Hey Brett why don’t you try talking to that girl. She’s a twitch witch for sure.

by Sexilexi October 29, 2019

witch bitch

synonym for "astrolohoe"

A person, usually female, obsessed with astrology and a proclivity towards promiscuity. They base their entire "dating" life on the "science" of astrology in order to weed out undesirables, without mentioning their looks, therefor avoiding the identification as a superficial person.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
Ugly man: scorpio
witch bitch: oh no, I had bad experiences with Scorpios before, This ain't gonna work out.

witch bitch: what's your sign?
chad: leo
witch bitch: oh, i heard they can get quite adventurous... sexual innuendo at maximum

by Ragnar33 October 11, 2023