by Hexagonic February 27, 2024
Person 1: I cast true strike! I'll have advantage to hit on my next attack!
Dungeon Master: The goblin hits you. Roll concentration.
Person 1: ...3.
Dungeon Master: You lose concentration.
Person 1: Fuck.
Person 2: Why not just attack twice
Dungeon Master: The goblin hits you. Roll concentration.
Person 1: ...3.
Dungeon Master: You lose concentration.
Person 1: Fuck.
Person 2: Why not just attack twice
by AbstractDark July 15, 2021
Hym "So, in Exodus 17 God tells Moses to strike the rock to make water come out. And it does. In Numbers 20 God tells Moses to speak to the rock and then Moses disobeys God and strikes the rock and THIS TIME it doesn't work. So Moses
✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
✌️✊️✌️USES FORCE✌️✊️✌️ the first time AND IT WORKS and then TRIES IT AGAIN and it doesn't work. So it isn't Moses striking the rock. It isn't the use of force = punishment by God. Jordan Peterson = full of shit and is lying to make it seem like God is against the use of force. What God DOES SAY about the use of force is that if you force yourself of a woman you have to take her on as property and marry her. THAT is what God says about force. Not Jordan Peterson's thing. He's full of shit. I'm NOT full of shit. They are trying to manufacture my failure because I suceeded radically to spite their God. The religion is an incest cult. I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2024
Similar to a goat rope (plural goat ropes) (slang) A confusing, disorganized situation often attributed to or marked by human error.
by ilikememes316 June 16, 2022
A very good First Person Shooter used to be a Half life mod one of the oldest gold source game the source of gold for Valve MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM i know bad joke still fun even if its old requires brains to play
average Counter-Strike 1.6 moment
me: peeks around a corner
big camper Snipes my head
me dies
also me in chat : #### you
me: peeks around a corner
big camper Snipes my head
me dies
also me in chat : #### you
by Handling deez nuts October 17, 2022
When you pour motor or crude oil into a girl's asshole or vagina, so that when you shove your dick in, oil sprays out.
Guy 1: I was striking it rich in alaska with the girl last night
Guy 2: Nice, you're practically part of OPEC
Guy 2: Nice, you're practically part of OPEC
by MilkyEggWhites February 12, 2016
A forward bash with the female chest. It may be used to ambush or irritate male attackers or victims. This unconventional attack can be quite effective, because of it's unconventional nature.
This attack was first introduced in an adult turn-based card game, yet it is also applicable to real life.
This attack was first introduced in an adult turn-based card game, yet it is also applicable to real life.
Girl: Look! The guard is distracted! Now is my chance...
*Proceeds to use a "Booba Strike"*
*Guard is overwhelmed and the Girl can escape*
*Proceeds to use a "Booba Strike"*
*Guard is overwhelmed and the Girl can escape*
by Neelvos October 11, 2023