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Crouch cricket

A type of lice that you can get in your crouch. They jump and chatter just like there cousins the cricket
i shitted on a port a potty now i got crouch crickets
by Betburt77 December 25, 2017
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Cricket

A sport played in multiple countries with over 1.2 billion fans.
“They where playing cricket on a Saturday.”
by Bag full of children April 5, 2023
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Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.
This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.
by Old drunk. June 25, 2021
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Cum Cricket

A hoe who be jumping across every male in the friend group for the purposes of f*cking
That hoe was pulling a Cum Cricket on my homies
by _obsid4n_ February 16, 2024
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get it cricket

a backhanded remark/ compliment
get it cricketdarla said to ston tron
by stontron June 23, 2022
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Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat
His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank
by Mungki_ September 15, 2024
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Scissor Crickets

the crabs that a lesbian has acquired
watch out girl!!!! she defiantly got the ''scissor crickets'' mainly found on woman with the name jennifer, helena, and maddison.
by anonymous November 21, 2023
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