e-tard conspiracy goldfish

An e-tard who insists on forwarding to everyone he knows any nonsense sent to him as long as it is somehow supposedly part of some form of conspiracy. Worse still, his memory is so short, he keeps sending it over and over again, believing it's new.

'This morning, I found that Paulie had sent that stupid story about how you're gonna get cancer if you turn your car AC on. AGAIN!'

'Third time this year. The guy's a fucking e-tard conspiracy goldfish...'

e-tard conspiracy goldfish by Baba Aggie July 27, 2009

Fake-tard 

The social retard trolls on YouTube, LiveLeak, Metacafe, etc., who have an incontrollable impulse of posting "FAKE!" at on the "Comments" section for every video imaginable. These people are obviously devoid of the concept of reality. They're close cousins of those who post, did he die? on Failblog.

"I'm sick of Fake-tards taking over Failblog and posting 'FAKE!' on every other comment. Thank God I can click 'Spam' on their dumb asses"

Typical Fake-tard comment:

"Totally gay and fake, that liquor store shooting footage was staged. "

Fake-tard by Dr. Claw February 12, 2010

handi-tard

A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.

Look at that handi-tard, hes chasing that car.

handi-tard by DINKS_Clancy June 11, 2006

Jack Tard

A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.

That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.

Jack Tard by Honchiejoe February 2, 2007

gluten free-tard 

Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.

"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"

gluten free-tard by Annoyed Server September 15, 2012

text tard 

one who is incompetent or extremely slow in texting

my mom is really a text tard. she is so slow at texting.

text tard by lane dittoe December 19, 2008

Fuck-Tard 

When a person, regardless of mental health, is so stupid, they cause hatred and discord in the work-place, and living area.

Usually used as a stubsitute for :

"Fucking Retard" or "Fucking Retarded Asshole"

"Stop talking, you fuck-tard!!! You're making my head hurt."

Fuck-Tard by Souza July 14, 2004