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szalation 1:14 

lyrics from the unreleased remix of love galore, which are also a daily affirmation for sexy ass bad bitches.

"...I be looking good, I've been feeling nice
Working on my aura, cleaning up
Working overtime, you be getting boring so
skrt, skrt..."
"Have you prayed today?"
"Yes I recited szalation 1:14"
szalation 1:14 by gtfodude July 10, 2021
1. What the Patriots ended up after they got beat in the Super Bowl

2. The Trademark of the NY Post after the Patriots bought 19-0
Well there goes the Patriots' perfect season. Now their 18-1.
18-1 by KS_You_Know February 4, 2008

January 1 

The baddest Birthday of all!!! New year? New man! New year? New bitch! Get some dick and watch that ball drop... Happy birthday hoe;)
January 1? I heard that’s the best day of the year!
January 1 by naughtyclaws101 October 22, 2019
Referring to a murder of a person or persons over a police scanner.
Breaker Breaker 149, WE GOTTA 1 8 7 in the southside
1 8 7 by Edage June 28, 2007
Derived from the CB '10-code' meaning 'Receiving poorly' but now used among a certain generation to mean anything that's a bit crap.
He said he'd wired up the amplifier properly, but it's all a bit 10-1 if you ask me.
10-1 by Uncle Whippity May 9, 2004

1-2-3 RATING. 

The alternative to the 1-10 scale rating for women. Saying a woman is a "7.0" or a "6.5" is pointless as it does not answer the ultimate question; "WOULD YOU HIT IT?" This is the ONLY thing that should be going through your mind as you think about an attractive (or less than attractive woman)

And, so the breakdown...(for personal reasons we will begin at the middle (( 2 )) rating).

2 - HIT IT ...nice and simple, you'd "hit" whatever it is you are talking about

3 - DEFINITELY HIT IT!!!! ...absolutely, without a doubt, not only hittable but hittable to the extent that you'd buy her anything and shower her with diamonds to keep "hitting" it. Usually a 3 doesn't even have to be acknowledge as a 3, as by this point if you're standing with a group of guys, you are ALL checking her out, up and down, down and up!

1 - "I'D LET HER BLOW ME" Now, this one is the flip side of the 3. The girl is somewhat cute (must be otherwise how could she blow something overly limp?) but just to get a nut off. No sex, no going down on her, NO DIAMONDS!

Now, if you're looking at something so hideous that you wouldn't hit it or let her blow your worst enemy, you are looking at something OUTSIDE OF REASON, our exception to the 1-2-3 Rating.

Now, go out and use this powerful new tool that will make your life so much more simple than using the 1 - 10 scale!
i.e 1-2-3 RATING.

Jessica Alba - 3 "I'D DEFINITELY HIT IT!"

Jennifer Carpenter - 2 "yeah...I'd hit it"

Monica Lewinski - 1 "I'd let her blow me"

Monique - "OUTSIDE OF MOTHERFUCKING REASON"
1-2-3 RATING. by Arthur V. October 3, 2008