Luchaut’s Penis

He goes by Lucas, often times he says his dick is large, as if his is way larger than yours. However, it is said his penis is a 1 millimeter defeater. Very tiny in fact he can’t even fit it in Pansy.

How big is your pp? “A Luchaut’s Penis”

by kxvin.nyg January 17, 2021

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Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.

"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.

by Knickers Knackers Knockers June 14, 2025

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key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know April 09, 2018

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penis duplication glitch

when you chop off all of your friends and family's penis's and attach it to your original penis making unlimited penis's on your penis but you have to take their balls to making a ball of balls and dicks.

"yo dad I found penis duplaction glitch wanna try it out"

he used the penis duplication glitch on me and now he is disowned

by bob the penis and bollack lord November 22, 2024

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