jaysome-brown

v) A undignified sex move. When a male human ejaculates 5 seconds before he inserts his Phallus into his female counterpart.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.

Gloria: "Hey, kristen how was your date last night with your boyfriend?"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"

by huh1234 September 4, 2009

Louisiana Brown Share

The Louisiana Brown Share is when you shit into someone else’s asshole, can be done with multiple people as a passing motion

Stacy “I did the Louisiana Brown Share with Jack and my god, it was amazing!!!”

by Snape303 March 11, 2019

Campbell Brown

The most badass man you will ever meet. Loves politics, gets boners that can break glass, could choke out Hulk Hogan, and loves Jackson Paine’s dad. Doesn’t trust the media with anything unless it comes from Ben Shapiro. Always looking for a way to make fun of Kendall Parker and has many homies

Woah whos that huge guy that just stormed out of here in a anti-Biden tank top? Campbell Brown

by NiBoT November 15, 2018

julia browning

A psycho bitch that doesn’t know how to fight. She is a cry baby and when it comes to fights she sucks. She is weird and ugly

I like julia browning!
Julia browning? The one who everybody hates?

by Coolcatdancer28 September 9, 2021

Kyle Brown

A shining example of why sailors shouldn't have one night stands. The reason Mrs Palmer relied on her own hand before another and the realest definitive reason to why I don't like that colour no more.

'You had trouble with some piss pot last night did you? ' the friend asked WOTH eager concern.
'yes that Kyle Brown dang gone and done himself a moment that he can NEVER come back from sober or not'

'THATS REAL'

by Iszcibo October 12, 2018

Ian Browned

When a person is well and truly tired, utterly fucked or a false viking.

Used in sentence:
"Jesus, I'm Ian Browned after that run!"

by BlindJellyfishh February 9, 2019

Brown Tongs

A description for the hands of a brown coloured person when used for theft.

"Where did you get those new shoes Wiremu?"
"I just used my Brown Tongs and took them from outside the Marae."

by Scranax March 26, 2025