texturey

When something has a texture that makes you cringe inside. Examples would be dumplings, chalk, chalk boards, tofu, cotton balls, flan, tres leches cake, and moist dumplings.

The lead chef made chicken and dumplings that were very texturey.

by sensory advocate June 8, 2024

Texan Tickling

When a man inserts his penis into a woman via oral, vaginal or anal and the woman tightens whatever its in and then sticks a vibrater in there and they vibrate until they pass out

Me and Jenna do texan tickling with eachother every night and we love it

by Jefferylittle June 18, 2024

Texters Block

Similar to writers block. Texters block refers to not knowing what to send or type in a conversation via text.

Me: I'm not dry, I just have texters block.

by WaterBooks June 30, 2024

Texas Sticky Note

The action of masturbating and ejaculating into a tissue, then sticking it on your girlfriend or boyfriends forehead.

Last night, Jones gave Sydney a Texas Sticky Note

by Bricky Ricky July 6, 2024

Texan Deadlift

Their partner inserts a catheter into their mans urethra and inflates it, then they yank it out like starting a lawnmower.

I was talkin to John the other day and he had some heartbreaking news, he can't have children anymore because he had a Texan Deadlift.

by SIGMA ENIGMA October 7, 2024

textitocious

A person whose texts are so longtexted and brutally texty and just plain huge. Diarrhea of the keyboard.

Bob suffered from a severe case of keyboarditis, he was textitocious to the point of putting the internet itself to sleep with 5he volumes of useless words sent only to amuse his own ego.

by You rReal Name October 31, 2024

texcessive

What da 72-ounce steak challenge may be for some people.

Just a regular cowboy hat is plenty big enough --- a twenty-gallon model is definitely texcessive.

by QuacksO November 13, 2024