Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text

Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'

by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014

penis thot

(p thot) Similar to a thot , but applies to guys who are gay/bi.

He only likes you cause he likes your chest and your penis, he a penis thot.

by smash kart August 12, 2018

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022

Penis

Me have penis

My penis i very small

by Pepinochino69 November 16, 2020

Penis

A penis is a boys part *main called a pelvis* they use it to pee like woman

girl: moaning
boy:suck my penis baby

by sofialowkey December 27, 2021

Penis

Your mom's lunch and also male genitalia.

"Damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by anonymous July 24, 2022

penis school

A cool place to turn up with friends

Eliza and Lucy went to the penis school Saturday!

by Nancy Pudding November 16, 2023