brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.

Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."

by Brown Zamboni January 25, 2025

Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup

He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied

by FireFuego May 21, 2025

Cleveland Brown-ing

Based on the scene from Family Guy where Cleveland Brown falls from a tub off a broken house after "Peter's shenanigans", Cleveland Brown-ing is just that.

"Honey, why is the neighbor on the roof again?"
"Its fine, he's just Cleveland Brown-ing again"

by IanRyan'sStepfather May 12, 2019

The brown flashbang

When you make a pipe bomb but add an extra pipe that has diorrhea in it to blind enemies with shit

The military uses the brown flashbang instead of normal flashbangs

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

The brown flashbang

You take diarrhea and the materials for a pipe bomb and make 2 cylinders and fill one up with diarrhea and one with gunpowder.

Its used in the same way as a normal flashbang but a big mess is added and it can blind the enemies with shit

The military uses The Brown Flashbang instead of the normal flashbang

by Funny goober April 25, 2022

#browns

#browns is when someone overuses "hashtags" in what they post on Twitter/Facebook or any other social network. Creating a pile of "#browns" aka pile of shit.

I am so tired of reading #browns on Twitter this morning. Mondays are the biggest day for #brown droppings.

by lvr June 11, 2014

Off The Brown

When one decides that they want to get heinously intoxicated off the brown liquor. Many types of it: light brown (Jim beam) dark brown (Jack Daniels) fucking dark (Irish whiskey. Usually involves a fight ensuing, sweating, talking louder than usual, Rizz improvement, and usually asking what the fuck happend the next day.

“Dude I was so fucked off the brown last night. I had like ten whiskey and cokes it was fucked. I took my pants off and ran down the road to my house screaming “HELP HELP HELP IM BEING CHASED BY THE BOOTY WARRIOR” LMFAO i was fucked.

by Andhisnameisjohncena3456798 January 12, 2023