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Coochie rider

Basically the equivalent to a dick/meat ridee except for a female.
A coochie rider A.k.a simp is someone who puts women on a pedestal, it's the type of person to write a poetic description of why they like thar woman, usually because they are horny losers and want felatio.
After seeing a new video from duolingo with lily in it, Jared started being a master at baiting, wishing he could be in lily one day,
He commented.

xx_jared2981_xx: "Lily's energy is contagious! This video is amazing."
Duolingo team: "Go outside coochie rider"
by Bench_Boy_The_Hole_Destroyer January 25, 2025
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Tiger Ride

Coined by Joshua Connor "Null" Moon, originating from the Chinese proverb "He who rides a tiger is afraid to dismount."

When an innovation is so advanced and has potential for mass destruction that there are moves to stop it, but you can't got off it, fearing what your enemies would do with it.
Nuclear bombs are a tiger ride. You want China and Russia to have nuclear bombs, you want INDIA to have nuclear bombs?

AI is a tiger ride. It's very scary, it can be used to spy on you. But if you give it up, you become a slave to China.
by w7lves January 23, 2026
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Crank Ride

The act of six men gathering together to join in a “tour de France” esc competition of who can crank there hog the fastest while making constant eye contact with another male and a four inch Swedish dildo up there rectum
Me and me buddies have big plans this weekend, we’re doing a crank ride for charity.
by Realmanjud January 31, 2026
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barrel rider

Jill could afford to loose a few pounds.
Na, her bf is a barrel rider.
by helhammer February 2, 2026
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Jockeys Ridge Trip

When you and your friends go to Jockeys Ridge and receive the gawk gawk 3000 BJ of a lifetime on top of the sand dunes.
Hey let’s go on a Jockeys Ridge Trip.
by JBsauceBoss February 28, 2026
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Ass rider

Person 1: I saw Shrek riding his ass, he's an ass rider!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Don't you know? Ass means donkey!
Person 2: Ohhhh
by hibiji February 27, 2025
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