penis kid

A cringey little gamer kid. Similar in definition to that of a squeaker, a penis kid is typically very annoying and will never accept a 1v1 despite running their mouth throughout the course of their existence.

Penis Kid: "dude stfu you are so ass at this game bruh uninstall"
Gigachad gamer: "bet 1v1 me right now"
Penis Kid: "nah I dont want to man, im lagging"
Gigachad gamer: "stfu penis kid"

by Alsmallballs December 24, 2023

Penis

Why r u lookin up penis

wtf is wrong with u, why r u lookin up penis in the urban dictionary

by poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoo September 13, 2020

sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself

Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex

by Mr. Morsa December 5, 2017

Penis

R.I.P THAT PUSSY AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

he gonna stick it in yuh and u gonna be moaning all night my guy-

girl: can you put your penis in me
boy: girllll that pussy gonna be reddddddd when I'm done with it *smirk*

by MAMI LOVES A GOOD DICKKK September 24, 2021

Penis

Male Genetalia

“My Girl Sucked My Penis”

by YaMamSuckedMe January 7, 2020

penis

"Penis" usually refers to male genitalia but what many people don't know is that a human penis is actually edible since it has no blood flow. So next time you're hungry just take a bite out of your penis.

I was starving but then I remembered I could just eat my penis.

by professional moron October 6, 2022

Penis

A long stick that gets longer when you find out how to use it.

I know how to use my penis.

by anonymous November 19, 2020