Jack Morgan

A basketball playing stoner. Constantly loses the competition to his enemy. Also needs a regular supply of tinfoil and gas! Known around the school as 4pf.Wiz or just Wiz.

Random Stoner: Aye Jack Morgan (Wiz), you got da pack on you?

Jack Morgan: Nahhh, I finna get a hit off of Henry's cart

Aidan Mosteller: Hey Wiz, want my tinfoil?

by The Real Aidan Mosteller April 17, 2019

Jack

No one likes him they always makes fun of him and thinks he is just dumb but always tries his hardest to be friends with everyone and never means to be annoying and he is always sorry when he his told he is annoying

Jack you arnt smart
:(

by MelloToonz January 21, 2022

Jack

shit hoyts worker

jacks on? i wish evie was here :/

by curledpj January 5, 2024

jacked linked

the act of masterbating

guy:i feel so good i just jacked linked
girl:sick fuck

by tehbriibri February 12, 2008

jack phipps

is small and scott no mates.

#centre half bench podcast is bad

im a dog woof jack phipps

by Jack Phips October 10, 2022

Canadian jack

Mixing half jack Daniels and canadian mist to make one

Man I was bent last night, too much Canadian jack

by Ghettogodfather March 17, 2017

Georgian Giggle-jack

The action of stuffing peach cobbler into you urethra and they having a 3 hour jerk circle with your mate in which the end product of peach cobbler semen is preserved eaten to be eaten on thanksgiving while listening to the Georgian news and giggling at how absurd this definition is.

He Georgian Giggle-jacked that guy and while listening to the Georgia news they iggled

by Super Nyquil December 26, 2024