Cum Weld

When you can no longer remove your pussy piercings because they are cum-welded shut

I can’t get my clit piercing out, it must be cum welded shut.

by Milfy dearest April 14, 2021

Cum Construct

Alternative word for living being that reproduces heterosexually

Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to cum construct over here.

by October 04, 2021

Cum Construct

Alternative word for organisms that reproduce heterosexually

Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to this cum construct

by MeatNutsDietzNuts October 04, 2021

The Ultimate Cum Dumpster

A slut who takes semen in the mouth, ass and vagina.

Abby is the ultimate cum dumpster.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 19, 2023

Cargo Cum

Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.

you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna

jeff: What the actual fuck

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 01, 2023

spicy cum

spicy cum is when you cum all over and it lands in so hot sauce or some sort of sauce that make you mouth hot.spicy cum is every tasty and you should try to put it on a burger or some other type of food.

have you ever tried spicy cum its really hot.

by i heart spicy cum November 15, 2022

cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022