Cheese Puffed

Being the victim of others when your enemies are armed with cheese puffs. There is little to no damage in cheese puffing incidents, but you will have to watch where you walk for a 5 foot radius around the location of where it happened.

I was walking out to my car from work today, and these three guys just popped up out of nowhere and totally cheese puffed me! I shall get my revenge...with the delicate art of reverse paparazzi.

by Equalizer92 October 22, 2010

Cheese hair

An elongated string-like piece cooled and solidified cheese, often found in or on food containing cheese and easily mistaken for a head, beard, or pubic hair

I was concerned i found a pube in my cheesesteak but it was only a cheese hair.

Suck my cheese hair.

by Baka bojangles November 7, 2019

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

Blue cheese

When a white girl has a yeast infection and wants you to eat it

I heard Enrique Rodriguez likes girls with blue cheese

by Iziai Rodriguez January 10, 2024

cheeky cheese

someone who is so sloppy that they find he need to eat excessive amounts of cheese till there skin gets a moist creamy texture.

damn sams looking pretty cheeky cheese tonight ;-)

by themoistureman101 March 12, 2017

Yakaroni and Cheese

Slang term for Cocaine.

Can you hook me up with any of that yakaroni and cheese?

by Jake Ber December 24, 2007

Griddled Cheese

A sandwich with only cheese, ham to enhance flavor, and also tomato soup. Cooked on a griddle or pan. aka cheese toasty

Setting: restraunt in a country town
Customer1: Hi what is a griddled cheese?
Waitress: It is a sandwich that is cheese and that’s it, it also comes with a cup of soup.
Customer1: So a grilled cheese?
Waitress: No a griddled cheese!(:
Customer1: Can i just get a damn grilled cheese?!?
Waitress: We don’t serve grilled cheeses here but we have something better called a griddled cheese.

Customer1: Just give me a grilled cheese

Waitress: did you mean to say griddled cheese?

by grid101 September 24, 2018