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Deez nuts

An act of viciously and maliciously tricking a male into mentioning another mans testicles in a devious way.
Adam:"Bro who the fuck is deez"
Hussein:"Deez nuts!"
by H311o January 30, 2023
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

Macho Nut

Macho Nut

(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.

This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.

To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.
Example:

“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”
by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025
mugGet the Macho Nutmug.
Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
I'm never getting back with my ex, there's more hope of me having Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019
mugGet the Lemon Drizzle On My Nut Sackmug.

j nut

To jizz in pants, while day dreaming about a jizz worthly female.
Hey bro. I just popped a J nut cuz of this gee.
by Mrals June 4, 2019
mugGet the j nutmug.

Nut

Harambee = Haramfly = Haramwalk
by knoodlezz August 25, 2016
mugGet the Nutmug.

Nut ua

She was swimming in the ocean with sharks... "Nut ua"!
by Flamingochick August 26, 2019
mugGet the Nut uamug.

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