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penis

damn zack has a one inch wonder

damn that’s a small penis
by ..idk_lmao__ August 14, 2021
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glisse-penis

Mechanical spray lubricant such as WD-40. A French Canadian slang used by mechanics and others trades working in the underground mines. When something is seized up and needs loosening you apply the Glisse-Penis onto it to free up any nut, bolt or shaft. Commonly heard in and around underground mines.
Hey Donny Passe moi le glisse-penis
This definitely needs some glisse-penis
Fucker seized pretty good. Get some glisse-penis on that stat.
by Ugminer September 15, 2020
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Penis

An outlet or hole where a hydrogen fuel cell car expels its water from, just like how the actual private part how it will expel pee from the body. By the way, Hydrogen cars release water as a byproduct of the chemical reaction that occurs in their fuel cells. In a hydrogen fuel cell, hydrogen gas (H₂) combines with oxygen (O₂) from the air. This reaction produces electricity to power the vehicle and generates water (H₂O) as a byproduct.
Have you ever seen my Toyota mirai expells water from its penis? It’s my little brother’s favorite feature of the car
by EMD F59PHI November 3, 2024
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Penis Whackers

Short Shorts on a man. When women wear it they call it coochie cutters. When guys wear short shorts it's called penis whackers.
Girl #1: "omg look at that guy's shorts!"
Girl#2: " OMG those are such penis whackers."
by xXChelseaElizabethxX December 24, 2010
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Penis

The largest oart of my body.
by hshsjsjjsjsjjsjspenis April 30, 2021
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penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.
Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."
by xSebZero April 11, 2021
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penis

my penis is long anew hard anew in a goat
by pro fr amity December 29, 2019
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