dirty janitor

During missionary sex after a long night of drinking and debauchery; the man throws-up on the woman's chest right when he is about to cum, then right before ejaculation he wipes his cock all over the vomit covered chest as he cums as if it were a mop.

"Mike was sooo drunk that he preformed the dirty janitor for the first time! Then, I came!"

by 1978dRuMmErMaN August 5, 2014

Dirty Tamale

The act of anal sex with a mexican male or female. The act is done by taking one's Tapatio lubed penis and putting it in the ass of your mexican partner. Many ask if this is safe. Mexicans have an immunity to Tapatio and tend to have the most intense orgasms upon contact with Tapatio.

"Your girl ended up in the emergency room after you gave her a Dirty Tamale? Dude, you should've made sure she was Mexican first!"

by Mary Jane January 25, 2015

Dirty Kringle

That thing when you draw a moustache on somebody's face using your dick dipped in bath and bodyworks Twisted Peppermint Lotion.

It was the day after thanksgiving, so I gave my boyfriend a Dirty Kringle.

by DoreenForever July 3, 2016

Dirty Juicer

The act of inserting fruit into ones anus, tightening the sphincter, and expelling delicious juice to be consumed on the rocks (optional) by a loved partner

Sexy gay dude No.1: Good morning baby.
Sexy gay dude No.2: You want some breakfast juice you sexy butt fucking machine?
Sexy gay dude No.1: Only if it's your special Dirty Juicer juice
Sexy gay dude No.2: You got it babe. **Inserts fruit and squeezes**
Sexy gay dude No.2: Ready for you big guy.
Sexy gay dude No.1: Thanks, "Mmmmmmm, tangy"

by Sexual_dude_fucker_69 August 24, 2016

Dirty Cumberland

When you defecate and urinate into a condom, tie a knot in the top and hit somebody over the head with it until it bursts.

Ey lad, I've just twated me ma with a dirty cumberland there, class.

by Brock Wurst October 22, 2016

dirty kerr

Noun : Small town in the Texas Hill Country where people go to recover from drugs and alcohol. Relapse rate is often high (no pun intended) and scallies run around hooking up with scrotes, thud dubbing the small town "dirty"

Bruh, I went home for the weekend but it's time to go back to the dirty kerr and pick up that silver D chip.

by Crazy leg November 22, 2015

dirty whining

To be extremely close to someone's butt whether on purpose or accident.

*Man stands up in front of Kevin with butt in face*

Everyone: "Oh snap! Kevin is dirty whining!"

by T. Jxck November 26, 2015