Can I get a witness? 

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.

1: go to the office!
2:I didn't do anything!
1:go now!
2: Can I get a witness??

Can I get a witness? by Alfons Richter April 9, 2008

GTFO (get the fuck online) 

When your waiting for a dbag friend to log into xbox live, and they tell you they will be on in ten, but they really mean an hour, then you text them and tell them to gtfo.

That dumb bitch needs to GTFO (get the fuck online).

GTFO (get the fuck online) by xwabombwx November 26, 2009

let's get retarded 

wasted
doing something totally out of the blue
funkee sex

let's get retarded by Brit williams November 4, 2003

go get it 

Go get your mother from the brothel.

jake: 'im short.'

george: 'go get it.'

go get it by (dez) May 16, 2006

Let’s get this bread 

Tom Richey’s phrase meaning let’s get a five on this AP test

-Im so nervous for this Ap Euro Exam
-Don’t worry, let’s get this bread

Let’s get this bread by Tylerboden June 2, 2019

can I get 'em?

A stupid nigger thing where some coon grabs your neck. has absolutely no meaning, and is the stupidest thing ever.

White Boy: *sitting in desk*
Nigger: Can I get 'em?
White Boy: What? OWWW!

can I get 'em? by JESUS FUCKING CHRIST December 28, 2005

To get on the shovel like a ninja 

The act of sniffing white powder,flour,bicarbonate,soap and baking powder.
It's often performed by coke-addicts and idiots.
It also applies to ketamine consumers like Fernando Manzo.

''He's so screwed that likes to get on the shovel like a ninja''

To get on the shovel like a ninja by Fernandito manzo November 28, 2011