When a female has her period down a drain, such as a shower drain, and then a male ejaculates into the same drain, The egg from the female is fertilized and from that egg forms a Mutant Bastard Period Baby. In order for fertilization to occur in separate drains the temperature MUST remain in between 88-97 degrees fahrenheit and the sperm and egg must meet in a nutrient rich environment within the sewer system. Also Known As: MBPB's. These MBPB's have been thriving in the drains and sewers of major cities for many years. In third world countries they accumulate in swamps and poorly irrigated marshes. Many MBPB's have a distinct order, usually an asparagus or unclean gouche. They have 7-28 fingers and 1-13 eyes depending on their age. Ginger MBPB's, which are fertilized by either a Ginger sperm or Ginger egg have received the recessive gene making them twice as nasty. The only clean way to eradicate an MBPB is to use any type of window cleaner or an ultra-violet flashlight.
"I have jacked it so much down the drain that I have to be the father of so many Mutant Bastard Period Babies"
"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"
"Jesus you smell so bad! Did you fuck an MBPB?"
by John Patrick B May 14, 2008
You're in the jungle now baby is a phrase one may use when explaining to someone that they are about to get royally fucked up. Use this phrase before knocking someone out with a haymaker punch
*cop lady and drug dealer square up*
Cop lady: I'm gonna twist your balls so tight
Drug dealer: You're in the jungle now baby (Proceeds to wind up and throw a textbook haymaker punch, throwing the cop lady clean off her feet and knocking her the fuck out)
Cop lady: I'm gonna twist your balls so tight
Drug dealer: You're in the jungle now baby (Proceeds to wind up and throw a textbook haymaker punch, throwing the cop lady clean off her feet and knocking her the fuck out)
by Saul the pineapple July 25, 2017
by Mr. Class 420 July 06, 2006
by bean_eater69420 May 22, 2020
*What Joe says when he has enough power to transform into his superhero form, Viewtiful Joe.
*Popularized now as a phrase used as reaction to a positive moment, or to a moment of final preparations, etc.
*Popularized now as a phrase used as reaction to a positive moment, or to a moment of final preparations, etc.
by Dave February 18, 2004
by Justyn October 14, 2004
When a female has sex with multiple partners who all wear condoms, but she only pokes a hole in one of them and mixes them up before distributing.
So I had Coors Light guy, Heineken guy and Guinness guy over last night and we played Russian baby daddy roulette.
by The Maneater January 23, 2012