Texas Tugboat

The act of covering a woman's ass with Barbecue Sauce, then licking it off

"Dude, I need to stop at the store."
"Why?"
"I'm giving my girl a Texas Tugboat."

by Derpmannoob March 22, 2024

Texas Birthday

One person lays on their back and puts their legs over the head. Another squats over this person and tea bags their scrotum and testicles into the person on their back's anus. The person on their back with their legs over their head then should fart our the testicles. Both people then exclaim happy birthday as if getting a Yahtzee

Steve and I picked up a six pack after work and are gonna have ourselves a regular Texas Birthday.

by Pastalover4life March 23, 2024

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024

Textpat

The "Textpat" was coined by famous Expat in the Philippines YouTuber Sunshine Shoulders to describe a person who dreams of going to the Philippines but instead lives through videos about the Philippines and only has LDR's(Long distance relationships with a Filipina usually) and only texts them and sends them money inflating the dating market for the actual expat that travels to the Philippines. One Textpat according to sunshine shoulders has been in a 28 year long, long distance relationship.

Ray only texts his girlfriend and never visits her in the Philippines and never will, he is just a textpat.

by TwiggyTheLizard April 2, 2024

texas lesbian

People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.

I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger

by NeajZil April 10, 2024

Texan waffle

A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance

I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher

by Ajsbejctdbevuctjdld April 12, 2024

Texas Gripple

To be crushed in between someone's thighs while singing any sort of country song and twisting their nipple.

Carson- Hey Jane, do you wanna do a Texas Gripple?
Jane- Yes i would love to. but to what song?
Carson- Cotton Eye Joe.

by whirlwind4344 April 13, 2024