to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 27, 2021
by ReadyLH August 24, 2021
when two or more people with a lot of money or expensive things such as gucci, ferrari, yeezy, or supreme, are both flexing and trying to out - flex the other one
"Hey you ready to go over to Jordan's house?"
"Hell yeah man, it'll be a bag war, I'll bring my Yeezys!"
"Hell yeah man, it'll be a bag war, I'll bring my Yeezys!"
by Mi-Tu March 01, 2018
When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.
That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.
by Mike the Squirrel September 11, 2018
"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"
DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can process that hemp over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."
DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can process that hemp over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."
by budderbin April 10, 2023
Contrary to “getting the bag”, being “in the bag” references to being in a depressive episode, dissociative, or just generally sad.
by plant mother January 15, 2024
Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag
Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat
Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023