Numb Nuts

Lacks intelligence. Very dumb.

Lang will you ever stop being a numb nuts

by Pheef008 March 27, 2024

nut

Best food

If a nut isn't in your favorite food list, we can't be friends, you actual piece of human filth.

by HypothermiaIsCool April 20, 2018

Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

nut

a name that a best freind calls their best friend. Usually because they are way too nice.

Sup shorty.
Hey nut.

by jaydvnm July 11, 2018

Sour Nut

Instant nausea after ejaculation post No Nut November.

I did not masturbate all of November and when I finally did I got the worst Sour Nut.

by Furthefonufit October 31, 2019

Gulpin Deez Nuts

An alternatitve to gulping deez nuts

"I saw you Gulpin deez nuts"

by MrAshFazbear December 30, 2024

Slavich Creamy Nut

The action of nutting in your slavic mate's coffee while he's not looking, causing a cloud of creamy delicious proteins.

"Hey Alexeï, I creamed your coffee alright this time"
"BLYAT, you did a Slavich Creamy Nut didn't you ?"

by Captain Noot Noot January 25, 2019