Maple Dipped Blow-Nut

A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.

So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.

by s_polly61 July 30, 2017

Numb nuts

Someone sooo stupid that it seem like the nuts a numb

Ronnie said, "Of course she wants a piece of me numb nuts....you can really be stupid sometimes Dailyn"

by @Lord_Mack21 February 19, 2015

Lasagna Nut

When you mash your boner into a bowl or plate of lasagna, causing instant orgasm

Wow, your Lasagna Nut is on point

by Mr.Scloong September 17, 2017

thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017

bust a nut

To ejaculate your semen preferably into your girlfriend’s mouth, better hope this nut she’ll swallow

Friend 1: Hey dude you lookin’ happy

Friend 2: Yeah dude just get a blowjob from my girl and i bust a nut In her mouth and she swallowed too!
Friend 1: Awesome dude, did you drink pineapple juice the night before, like i told you to?
Friend 2: Of course, she loved the taste of my sperm

*Drink pineapple juice before shooting your load in a girls mouth*

by She sucked my dick March 2, 2020

Flu Nut

When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do

Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms

by Simp Mayor November 30, 2024

Nut Sock

Dried Out Sock With Nut.

JERK THAT NUT SOCK UNTIL YOU WORK IT

by NiggerThaThirdJr. November 5, 2025