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No Nut November

A period in time, lasting the entire month of november, when males abstain from masturbation, sex, pornography, or anything else affiliated with ejaculating (also known as nutting, busting a nut, cumming, and more).
Mom:"Daniel, what is No Nut November?"
Daniel: "When guys dont beat their fat juicy savory cock for all of November,mom."
Mom: "Oh, okay! Thanks for telling me!"
by Achilles' heel arrow November 3, 2021
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Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off
by OofMyWenus February 3, 2019
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*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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I don’t give a nut

Origin: used by a woman who dosnt give a nut. Not to be confused with nut or nutsack
1. Not caring about someone or something.

2. Having little to no interest in someone
Humphrey: well your just a basic bitch.
Rubin: your so rude.
Humphrey: I don’t give a nut
by Yeetmeister445 August 3, 2018
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Ploppy Nut

When a girl is ass up face down and she has a gaping asshole and a guy plops his saggy nut sack in her asshole.
I had you're girl ass up and gave her such a good ploppy nut.
by Roy McHebroid August 26, 2017
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Nut

"Nut", slang term for "Cost of living", popularized by the South Park episode "Got a Nut" (S27E2)
Banker: “it appears you've got about an $8,000 a month nut.”
Mr. Mackey: “$8,000 a month? I didn’t know my nut was so big!”
by eunemes August 8, 2025
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Nut Knuckles

When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.
Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.
by Negros Love Maple Syrup October 4, 2016
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