nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.

I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.

by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023

nut spell

When a person is really hyper and going crazy and says or does crazy random things

Mackenzie is in a nut spell again she'll be fine soon

by Free bird April 20, 2018

Nut Job

The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.

"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."

by Froggo boi May 31, 2023

nut

1: To bust a fat boi
2: Alternative name for an acorn

(masturbation in the distance)
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!

2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut

by OoftheDoof! June 5, 2019

Burnt Nuts

Jacking off too fast and getting friction burns

Bro, I went too hard last night and got me some burnt nuts

by AWEYEAH May 14, 2017

Nut

the action of letting out cum or sperm! (it happens while having sex mostly)

Damian:AW, shit man i nutted on my sheets

by anonymous April 1, 2022

No nut march

march towards no nut
originated from the floor gang's creator

"haha big booba pixar auntie aha"
-silence wench, its no nut march

by siwnhs March 12, 2021