Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

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Cheesed

Slang for anger in Toronto. When someone says “I’m cheesed” it means “Im angry”.

Khalid: Yo I’m f*cking cheesed right now.

by Ghanayana January 8, 2020

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cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

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do not get cheesed

Famous term used by the world's best bowser, LeoN

LeoN jumped from the ledge, he warned you earlier, "Do not get cheesed"

by W1LFRD May 17, 2021

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A stupid dumb fucking person who can't get a lot of things right. He also is a small youtuber trying to make an honest career with Roblox, but he's still a dumb fuck. Do not trust him when it comes to Parking Panic on Roblox...

Snail Cheese (snailcheeseyt) is a pretty dumb fuck

by Slender Man... January 26, 2025

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Cheese Ngl

When prevailing in an argument by providing a counterargument, and ultimately turning their logic against themselves successfully.

John: “I really like this food.”

Mike: “You have terrible taste”

John: “I don’t care”

Mike: “You cared enough to say you liked the food.”

John: “I cared about the food, but not your comment. Cheese ngl”

by Somnisius August 16, 2021

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