Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.

“dont make me season your cheese buddy”

by Weinerbob September 5, 2019

macaroni & cheesing

When you watch a porno where the guy's dick is so small it resembles a piece of macaroni that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

1st Guy: dude why are you laughing so hard?
2nd Guy: I just watched this porn where the dude's dick was so small he couldn't thrust without it falling out.

1st Guy: oh so you were macaroni & cheesing?
2nd Guy: yes totally macaroni & cheesing.

by Toastybuns November 22, 2014

Cheese Stick

A semi chubbed penis that blossoms at awkward times. Occurs most often to people with the nickname of cheese.

Girl: He has such a small cheese stick!

by bpalme_10 July 24, 2016

Penis Cheese

nifty the r6 teamkiller

oi did you here that penis cheese kill someone?
ye wagwan he was a right cunt

by Lord Word god October 8, 2020

cheese

very big cheese is good for ur farts

"yo why is ur fart green dude" "because i eat cheese yo"

by uuummmmmmmm September 16, 2022

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

Cut in the cheese

When a man willingly jerks off until his dick turns red hot and proceeds to slice it into a woman's pussy like a knife through a piece of cheese.

Bro, last night I put a cut in the cheese.

by Have a dick September 1, 2021