dick dew

Refers to pre-cum occasionally excreted from the male penis to be used as lubrication during intercourse.

Hey Bill... what the fuck is that on your hand... oh my god, it's Dick Dew!

by EternitySpent August 29, 2007

Swamp Dick

All of the left over resin collected from the bottom of one's bong. Often has a swamp like texture, usually accompanied by the taste of dick when smoked. THC content increases over time.

Swamp Dick should definitely be featured this year at the Cannabis Cup. That shit is fire.

by bareeye January 23, 2011

dick ants

A common alement from fucking an anthill. Then then are spread from host to host during intercourse via ejaculation.

Blood, globs of semen, ant carcasses are signs of dick ants.
A common case was on 4chans section called /b/ or random where anonymous posted asking for help. The post indicated he knew nothing about dick ants.

"Bitches don't know bout' my dick ants."

by anonymousTyTy August 28, 2011

[dick juice]

any kind of liquid from ur dick. piss semen u name it sport

i gotta piss. im gonna go unload some dick juice behind this dumpster

tell dick juice to give chelsey more hours at work before i skull drag his wife

by lego fuck January 25, 2009

Dick Andrews

hairy homosexual tennis player

He's a bit of a Dick Andrews

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Dick Bandit

One who spends his nights stealing the dicks of other individuals and then stores them in mason jars in his room.

Zac is such a dick bandit that he has 48 jars of stolen cocks in his room!
(Also see cock hound)

by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

Apple Dick

Before a man is about to nut, the head of the man's dick will become as red as an apple.

Damn girl, you given me that apple dick!

by Raymond Mitchell May 4, 2008