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monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022
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Shitfaced monkey

someone who annoys you
"GOD SHE IS SUCH A SHITFACED MONKEY"
by homogaycheese August 30, 2023
mugGet the Shitfaced monkeymug.

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.
A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.
by Azshara October 7, 2020
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Dirty-Monkey

Intravenous drug addicts use this term as slang when they are referencing drug use - shooting up bath salts & heroin together, mixed into one dose, in a syringe(also known as speed balling) *Dirty-Monkey*
(One addict talking to another) "Yo, you want to do a Dirty-Monkey?"
by Dirty-Monkey May 21, 2022
mugGet the Dirty-Monkeymug.

Sex Monkey

That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard
by Not Lucas Moses February 5, 2020
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Monkey Cooties

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."
mugGet the Monkey Cootiesmug.

Monkey balls

by DinoDan785 November 8, 2021
mugGet the Monkey ballsmug.

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