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Fuck your kids

You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)
Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2025
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Alt Kids

People who wear clothing and listen to music that could be identified as belonging to a wide range of "alternative" sub-genres and aesthetics. This is kind of a umbrella term that groups in a bunch of different sub cultures into a vague alternative umbrella. Alt kids are likely to refer to themselves or a group of friends with similar aesthetics as being alt kids in an endearing or fond way. Its not really used as an insult, its would make sense for an emo kid born somewhere in the years between like 1994 and 2006 but also could be a bit older or younger than that range to use.

A good example would be like someone who is a loose mix between an Emo / Goth kid that grew up listening to a genre spanning mix of bands like my chemical romance, the smiths, sonic youth, sorority noise, dashboard confessional, panic at the disco, and death cab for cutie would use "Alt Kids" to describe the loosely organized group of scene kids, goths, punks, ravers, and indie kids that they formed the closest bonds with in their mid to late teens and early to mid 20s in one very simple and generalized term.
*two tiny lolita goth girls, a trad goth boy smoking a cigarette, a pair of stumbling messy haired emo boys, a dazed looking punk kid with a black eye, and a nearly 7 foot tall metalhead dude carrying a vamp goth over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes all stumble up to the front entrance of a papa johns at 5 am*

The main cashier: " Oh shit man not the alt kids"
Another employee: "Whats wrong with the alt kids. They tip well, they're funny and they always invite us to cool events"
The cashier: "Yeah man thats the problem, every time they invite us to a show its a super fun night, and I genuinely like some of the music they play for us. What if we turn into alt kids as well man?"

The coworker: "embrace it man, embrace it"
by emobooii May 15, 2025
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Backpack Kid

A short and annoying person that runs around school with a backpack which is disproportionately large for their size.
“Lmao bro, Aleks was such a fucking backpack kid in middle school
by Lobster Money May 23, 2025
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Jul Kid

A boy in a household of girls, who just exists, pulled into a life that deals with a madajiojuanpablos bullshit, Taco Bell employees, High school bullshit, shitty luck, dog that chews bullets, neglectful mom with delinquent daughters, and retards past 12 am a Taco Bell (I work nightshifts)
by Jul Kid May 27, 2025
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If you don't don't leave me alone and give me the money you are making from thins I will murder your kids. If I don't need to live then your kids don't.
Hym "What part of stop doing it or I'll murder your kids do you not understand? Seriously. You can't just expect me to live like this. I don't need to work harder. I don't need to change. Make them stop or I will kill your kids. At least one. Whatever you are trying to accomplish just isn't worth it. And you know it. You are banking on me 'chickening out' and that just isn't going to cut. You need to do what I'm telling you. I'm not letting you steal my idea and I'm not letting you teach me a lesson about women or cripple or your kids. I have I right to do what I'm do and you don't. You need to accept that and move on with your lives because I'm not going to and I'll kill your kids before I let you get the better of me."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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The money should be going to my kids

Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.
Hym "Stole."

A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."

Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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green screen kid

A person that makes low effort videos on YT shorts by plastering their face on another short (content theft)
Person 1: Hey dude look at my video
Person 2: I saw that short somewhere before. Don't be a green screen kid.
by Nintencat April 1, 2024
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