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Penis Colada

A Drink that has a penis stuck in it and used as a "Swizzle Stick".
Lemme make you a Penis Colada baby.
by ElloThereNormies May 10, 2018
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penis muncher

someone who munches penis and most likely gargles cum
person one: *sucks dick*

person two: " you fucking penis muncher"
by BONKEN__ June 25, 2020
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Penis-Fart

When your penis farts, it's a symbolization of horniness. Once that horniness is transferred from your penis, other people can get easily attracted to it. Once they'res 30 people who get attracted to your amazing penis farts, your flagellum starts to fucking explode. Damn! That's hot!
person 1: "hey dude I think I'm gonna have a Penis-Fart!"
person 2: "damn that's hot mmm"
person 3: "UGH DADDY FART IN MY VAGINA AUHGGGGGGGGGG"
person 1: "OH SHIT MY FLAGELLUM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
by ems15urbandick October 5, 2021
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Dangling labia penis

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome
by Daddy1234466 August 3, 2019
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Penis envy

When a girl strives for affirmation from her mother by wishing she had a penis lol
X: Gosh I wished I had a penis!
Y: girl that's penis envy
by Sweatingfrog November 28, 2021
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penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.
A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**
by pulec June 25, 2017
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Gay penis

Just a fucking gay penis you get hard when you see a man and then you cum😜
by Gæ.verygæ December 19, 2021
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