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Monkey Brain 

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.
Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.
Monkey Brain by drmaurice February 1, 2024

monkeyballu 

monkeyballu is a term used for when your friends are being quite exquisite towards you.
thanks for the money, your being quite a monkeyballu today!
monkeyballu by krumifix February 8, 2024

Monkey Shit

Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!
Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”

~Pimp C
Monkey Shit by One5ve February 10, 2024

MONKEY SLAB 

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa
click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
MONKEY SLAB by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024

Monkey Turd 

An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”

“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
Monkey Turd by Pattravers March 1, 2024
You
You are a monkey
Monkey by Semia March 8, 2024