brown medal

the medal awarded for finishing last

Next the award for last place. And the Brown Medal goes to ...

by jurnt September 4, 2025

brown medal

Accolade awarded to the potter of the brown.

By the power vested in me, in the name of all bottomists I award you the much coveted brown medal.
Arise, my ass bandit, in the name of all that is good.

by jurnt September 6, 2025

brown booting

the act of shitting in a cowboy boot then wearing it bare footed in public.

hey cal do u want to go "brown booting". my mam just got me some new cowboy boots.

by benhev_08 September 10, 2025

Alabama brown cake

Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit

My god! Jeb is giving cousin Lee an Alabama brown cake!

by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025

Brown Tongue

To gain favour with ones superior.

Anthony: Hey Fuge,thats awesome,you are so great man,you are the best,can I just get a little taste of that ring hole?

Fuge: Yeah sure man,I would love you to Brown Tongue the fuck out of my ring hole.

Anthony: would you like a reach around while I get deep in that ring?

Fuge: 100% thats why you my bitch.

by Karntox September 22, 2025

Kentucky Hot Brown

When you're at a horse track and you get diarrhea, so you run to the bathroom but clog every toilet with your steamy pile of dookie, so then you go outside to the porta john and explode that shit too.

I ate bad egg salad and I had a Kentucky Hot Brown.

by kentuckyhotbrown September 25, 2025

Brown Crayon

An American colloquial phrase used to describe the act of defecating against a wall or surface while moving one's bottom in a drawing-like manner

Orville left his signature in brown crayon on the bathroom wall

by Donald P. September 26, 2025