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Shovel Kids

Retards, general handicap people who made it into everyday life, making it harder for you. Their parents should have got a shovel and buried them in the back yard
by going to hell May 2, 2005
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band kid

kids who are in a band class and act like a crackhead moast of and does stupid ting . thire a band kid not a kid in band .
by the bestst band kid October 28, 2022
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Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.
Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.
by Sp00per February 20, 2018
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sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet
tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night
by sour patch kids inc. May 5, 2021
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kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 6, 2023
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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
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Greenscreen Kids

Kids that remix viral shorts on YouTube or TikTok by using the greenscreen filter and slapping their face straight on the screen. Some videos will show their faces moving or being resized by their fingers. 99.9% of these kids are born in the Generation Alpha. If you see one of these kids on the internet when your scrolling through YouTube or TikTok. Simply close the tab and don't give them any views.
Greenscreen Kids: "OMG!!!! I WILL STEAL DIS VID!!11! I AM GOING TO GET SOOOO MUCH VIEWSSS FOR DISS!!!! (remixes a short and puts their face on it) HAHAHAHH11!! I AM SOOOO FUNNE!!! I AM SOO POOPULAR NOW THX GUYZZ1!!11"

Person who is scrolling: "Nope. I am not gonna give that greenscreen kid any attention."
by caughtin8k April 7, 2024
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