by Endless Shadow December 20, 2003
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ME: that chick was raping you with her eyes last night
BARTENDER: yeah but a shot of tequila and she forgets me and moves onto whoever looks at her titties next
ME: yeah, well, she's a cock mongrel
BARTENDER: yeah but a shot of tequila and she forgets me and moves onto whoever looks at her titties next
ME: yeah, well, she's a cock mongrel
by jenn "b" ryan April 24, 2007
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by megan and rachel June 5, 2003
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by Father Gascoigne January 17, 2017
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greg: umm yah about last night....
mike: yah man dont worry about it
greg: it was my fault entirely
mike: well thats not the first time ive been cock bashed.
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greg: i hate cock bash
by AlexLOVES March 5, 2009
Get the cock bash mug.When your cock won't get hard because you're under the influence of some sort of ridiculously stupid drug such as cocaine or crystal meth.
Hoff: Hey, fucktard, that blonde bitch said she wanted to fuck you but you wouldn't. What the fucks wrong with you?
Fucktard: It's all the llello dude, I got the chemical cock, and it may be permanent this time.
Hoff: So your gonna stay a virgin your whole life at the expense of doing blow? You fuckin idiot.
Fucktard: It's all the llello dude, I got the chemical cock, and it may be permanent this time.
Hoff: So your gonna stay a virgin your whole life at the expense of doing blow? You fuckin idiot.
by Hoff Burton May 16, 2008
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