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Fortnite Kid

A type of retard that doesn't have a life and sits on FN all day. They usually like to talk sh!t when their losing and their favorite insult is KYS or the F slur. Recommend muting these kids!
FN kid: ur dogsh!t

You: another fortnite kid smh!
by Lazzyx April 29, 2024
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Embassy Kid

"Did you know that Jack's lived in 8 countries throughout his whole life?"
"Oh yeah, he's an embassy kid so it makes sense."
by Zoxuul April 29, 2024
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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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kellogg's kid

When someone is spoon feed things in life and wants to act like someone they not to fit in with the gangsters around them
He's not a gangster he does tiktok dances he's a kellogg's kid
by durbanite dictionary May 2, 2024
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nueva kid

either really rebellious or complete nerds that don't have a social life outside of their schoolwork and brawl stars. they often suck at athletics except for the people on really good club teams outside of school. i hate all of them and they all suck get me out of this hellhole of a school

the only events at the middle school are occasional underwhelming dances and understocked and overpriced fundraiser bakesales. the tuition is way too high (more than 50k???) considering the quality of the food and amount asked for us to donate.

shinshia shenshei will never stop yapping so rip if you want worktime during class (she will take all of the time talking about her knee surgery and extensive family members we dont care)
person 1: did you see that nueva kid over there?

person 2: bye i hagte nueva kids

person 1: oh
by nuevakid2 May 3, 2024
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Cool Kid

Members of very specific Patreon Channels
Are you a cool kid?
Yes! I am in fact a subscriber to XYZ's Patreon! You?
by POTATER2209 May 3, 2024
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green screen kid

a kid who, most of the time on youtube shorts, uses the remix feature to put a small green screen version of themselves on a usually viral video, most of the time in the bottom left corner, hidden under the caption.

they do this because it tends to get a LOT of views.
In late 2023, I saw a green screen kid on my shorts feed. Now, they're all I see.
by Nichtionary May 5, 2024
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