get out my pubic hair

get out my face man it has many definitions

yo get out my pubic hair son be4 i punch you

by erikson July 15, 2006

I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.

A combination of "I'll cross that bridge when I get to it." and the old addage, "don't burn your bridges". Meaning that you haven't yet arrived at a life obstacle, but you're sure you'll mess it up when you do.

"Hey man, did you figure out how to break the news to Kim that she's got herpes?"
"Nah, I'll burn that bridge when I get to it."

by fiest April 19, 2010

I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

I've fallen and I can't get up

A really annoying catchphrase from the late 80's/early 90's that originated from a commercial for a paramedical emergency radio for the elderly. During the commercial, and old lady falls off her walker and in the most pathetic tone of voice possible, utters this phrase into the advertised device.

Before everyone and their mom was screaming "I'm Rick James, bitch" they were screaming "I've fallen and I can't get up" in a sad attempt to be funny and witty.

by Dassh September 8, 2004

You pay peanuts you get monkeys

Offering poor recompense for employment leads to employing poor staff who will deliver poor results.

Your teams customer service ability is pathetic!

Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.

by nznegativeions July 12, 2011

I get older, they stay the same age

A very famous quote from the kickass movie, Dazed and Confused.

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

by Person (: August 20, 2010

Oh, I always get yummy demerits!

Words yet to be uttered by the true master, but currently are shared with enjoyment between memers.

The ‘oh’ part shows the enthusiasm that will go into this phase, and ‘always’ shows it happens often.

Person 1: ‘Oh, I always get yummy demerits!
Person 2: Haha, nice one! I wonder when our true master will give in and utter them...
Person 1: agreed.

by .Mega October 19, 2019