when a girl refuses to do anything with anyone and will not touch penis.. may flaunt their shit but wont touch the dick!
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Jim: Yo, did you hear 'bout Tom?
Steve: Nah, what up wit' that fool?
Jim: Word is his moms walked in on him wit' his pants down, laying on top of his little sister's stuffed smurf doll. When he jumped up to go hide in the closet she had to laugh at his pathetic little blue-green penis.
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Steve: Nah, what up wit' that fool?
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Steve: Damn son, that bitch needs to keep his cock-a-teal in his pants.
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2. (Insultingly) A person who would enjoy this taste. An asshole.
2. (Insultingly) A person who would enjoy this taste. An asshole.
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Hoff: Hey, fucktard, that blonde bitch said she wanted to fuck you but you wouldn't. What the fucks wrong with you?
Fucktard: It's all the llello dude, I got the chemical cock, and it may be permanent this time.
Hoff: So your gonna stay a virgin your whole life at the expense of doing blow? You fuckin idiot.
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Hoff: So your gonna stay a virgin your whole life at the expense of doing blow? You fuckin idiot.
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