“Hey Dad, why do you buy Mom so much expensive stuff?”
“Trust me son, if you saw the way she was slayin this chicken, you’d do the same.”
“Trust me son, if you saw the way she was slayin this chicken, you’d do the same.”
by salesmantha June 7, 2022
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Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.
Nuclear weapons.
Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.
Nuclear weapons.
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“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
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