Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)

Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.

by Mission.Control June 26, 2024

Jack Hills

A tall dark handsome man who isn’t afraid of injecting narcotics into his body.

He may also be thinning at an early age.

Jack Hills, boy oh boy I’d love some of your meth

by CraigLuvzKidz December 27, 2024

Jack

Jack is the light of my life he is the best thing that’s ever been mine

I love jack forever and always

by Urmomsdom April 13, 2022

jack timms

A Jack Timms is a horrible person who often has an ugly dog and loves to play games

Woah that has to be a Jack Timms

by By Milad Quadare April 9, 2017

I jack you

The meaning “ I jack you” means I jack you and only you , a boy telling you means I will only talk to you and you only nobody else

Nathan I jack you
Sidney: so we forever together?
Nathan: what no?
Sidney: but you said I jack you

by Shah has April 18, 2023

Judas Jack Cumslap

Prior to ejaculating from behind you stop and finish in your hand but make her think you finished in her. As she turns around slap her with it.

"She said she wanted kids, but I gave her a Judas Jack Cumslap."

by PaPa J September 6, 2015

Jack

massive cock and is cool

Jack has a massive cock and is cool

by dinga dinga February 7, 2023