Blue Monkey

Ts is a nickname that Gasely uses to describe YSW

Hey Blue Monkey

by SigmaYSW August 3, 2025

Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.

"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"

by hans_chavez June 5, 2024

Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.

Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.

by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011

Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch

“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021

winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

Monkey

A person who drinks kool aid and eats chicken loves kfc and watermelon

A monkey that loves to steal and rob people

by Vpe8 November 11, 2022

national chunky monkey day

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada

Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day

by sxetin March 8, 2023