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Blue Monkey

Ts is a nickname that Gasely uses to describe YSW
by SigmaYSW August 3, 2025
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Monkey News

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.
"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"
by hans_chavez June 5, 2024
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Monkey Purple

Color of a penis after a male has sex with a virgin. Also color of testicles after a male has sex after having blue balls. It is refered to as monkey purple because a vagina is called a monkey.
Dang, my balls went from blue to monkey purple.
by Dr. Monkey October 16, 2011
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Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch
“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey
by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021
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winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.
Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did
by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016
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Monkey

A person who drinks kool aid and eats chicken loves kfc and watermelon
A monkey that loves to steal and rob people
by Vpe8 November 11, 2022
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national chunky monkey day

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day
by sxetin March 8, 2023
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