cunt face

a cunt that has a face with a cunt on it

you are a cunt face

by shitmotherfuckerasstitscuntcoc March 8, 2018

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Cunt Double

When your girl is weirded out by you eating her pussy while she is on the rag I.e. eating pizza, so she calls in a friend to take over.

Guy: Hey Babe, come over here and sit on my face.
Girl: Sorry babe, Ive got an actively leaking hatchet wound, I’ll have to call in a cunt double.

by Silverback nutsack January 7, 2024

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cunt coma

To become comatosed, from excessive contact with cunt.

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.

I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.

This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.

I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

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Cunt Destroyer Mob

Biggest player in the world, could get any girl he wanted. A dude that's really nasty. Yet somehow finds a way to get bitches on his dick every night of the week. Mob created by Krook Face.

Oh my God thank you Krook Face for letting me join Cunt Destroyers Mob!

If it wasn't for you i won't be apart of Cunt Destroyer Mob.

Thanks for accepting me in the Cunt Destroyer Mob.

The Cunt Destroyer Mob is super based.

by BasedSoulja3993 January 21, 2019

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