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bustin my balls

To betray on a previously agreed deal
The wise guy is bustin my balls each time he turns his back like that
by nck331 June 1, 2009
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ball-sack bolognaise

Another creative term for semen that has a similar consistancy as spaghetti bolognaise.
My testicles were swollen with ball-sack bolognaise.
by JJ Brubaker July 3, 2006
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Mental Blue Balls

The result of an increasingly stimulating conversation that has an inconclusive or overly disappointing outcome.

Also used to describe the physical discomfort or displeasure felt after hearing a succession of lengthy jokes with dimwitted or inane punch lines.

Mental blue balls is often characterized by a dull headache or a distinct physical feeling of dismay, despondency, or dissatisfaction as the afflicted individual realizes he just wasted his valuable time and is "left hanging".
Dude, that comic told so many stupid jokes I have mental blue balls.

I got major mental blue balls today after two hours of brainstorming awesome ideas for killer iPhone apps, but no one had any idea how to implement them or even any project plans to get started.
by B.B.L.V. October 6, 2009
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pussy, dick, and balls

The three places on the human body that like to be sucked on the most. Also used to describe to the extent that something sucks.
Michael: Hey Laura, have you made any money off your tables today?
Laura: No, my tips have sucked pussy, dick, and balls today.
by rickjames29572 January 20, 2010
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AIM Blue Balls

When someone stops in the middle of a story on AIM, giving the other user proverbial blue balls.
Bob: man I was walking down the road earlier
Bob: and I saw this stray dog walking right
Bob: so I went up to it
*silence*
Jeff: then what!?
Jeff: fscking aim blue balls
by silyi button March 22, 2009
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Owl Ball

1. noun: A ball of marijuana resin mixed with stems, bits of bud, and/or shake, the end product resembling an "owl ball" (the gastric leavings of owls: digestive matter mixed with ends of rodent bones, etc).
1. "If we mix some stem ends and a little bit of shake with this ball of resin, we'll have an owl ball."
by thespecter October 21, 2007
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Jamaican Ball Splash

Basically, your balls are so sweaty and smelly that you have no choice but to wash them to keep any remnants of dignity. Thing is, your only option is the sink in the public restroom. So you drop those shorts, flop your boys in, and proceed to splash them in a Jamaican-style fashion.
Question: I gotta pick up my girlfriend at the bus stop in 5 minutes and I still have this whore's crotch-scent on my balls! I don't even have time to shower! What do I do?

Answer: Jamaican Ball Splash!
by Sami_ballwash March 16, 2008
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