one bottle at a time

Solving your issues one bottle of beer/liquor/wine at a time.

Miranda: Yeah, Steven is solving his issues one bottle at a time.
Dave: That's sad to hear, hope he gets rehab.

by whoawhoawhoataylor October 6, 2021

sexy time

This is when you and your bro go in for a hug and accidentally kiss and decide that it would be best of you had raw gay sex.

"Man last night was a really sexy time."

"I know right, when will we have a sexy time again Jacob? I need your touch.."

"Hold off baby, my wife can't know..."

by cornbread749 October 9, 2021

Thigh Time

8 PM, the time when anything thigh related happens

Yo dude! It's finally thigh time!

by thighlover69 October 11, 2021

Microwave Time

The bs amount of time frozen food says it takes to cook your food

Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.

by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021

circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 17, 2021

M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time)

Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.

“We all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”

by jimmyt01 October 19, 2021

for tha one time

He trying to hit, and spitting game.

when Matthew really likes you and texts "i was wondering if we could go out, maybe for tha one time."

by bonquiquilovesyou October 27, 2021