Friendshiply 

The shiplyness of friendship

I hit you with friendshiply love

Friendshiply by NameGoesHare April 3, 2021

Friendship

Friendship used to mean being friends with someone. But nowadays it's something that C2s use to get granola bars.

In an attempt to get more granola bars, the C2 uses friendship to attract new victims. - The official C2 documentary

Friendship by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

Friendship

Something that a C2 uses to get granola bars. In other words, friendship is a hoax, created by all the C2s in the world.

C2: I have accepted your request for my friendship.

Person 1: cool.

C2: So... Where are the granola bars?

Person 1:

Friendship by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

friendship drive

A drive powered by pure friendship in order to travel between systems and planets

Originates from the game Elite:Dangerous and the ship’s voice when you engage your FSD(Frame Shift Drive)

Friendship drive charging. Scanning ship for signs of friendliness.

friendship drive by SuperUnicums May 3, 2021

friendshape 

Noun: an individual's level of ability/energy/endurance for having a friendship
Verb: the act of increasing one's ability for friendship

I've got to work on my friendshape with Brittany because I feel like I'm boring her.

friendshape by s-wordfish May 21, 2021

friendshow

Just like a freakshow, but with your friends. This would be used when you have many friends or have crazy friends to put on a show!

"You guys are such a friendshow!"

friendshow by V_z May 21, 2021

friendsplaining 

like mansplaining, but with your own friends...
one of your own friends explains something to you in an overly simplified and condescending way, even though you can definitely figure things out yourself.....

"I'm so tired of Samantha! She keeps friendsplaining this whole topic to me, as if I know nothing, even though I asked one specific question that wasn't about the basics!

friendsplaining by kipjeremy June 7, 2021