fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.

Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.

by oofman420xd December 14, 2024

cum level

when something is just so good that there is no other way of describing it

holy shit, this pasta is cum level

by shartaypartay July 19, 2023

Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.

Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.

by Danegrress August 9, 2017

whore cum

The cum a prostitute pushes out her vaginal or anus; usually a variety of several man's cum after a hard Day's work.

Damn Sally " it's really hard to push all this whore cum out of my ass"!!!

by Dakota Steven Castleberry April 21, 2017

Cum

Cum is cum, but "cum" in Romania, is "how"

Hi Lutu, cum are you?

by Fost Jucator B-HOOD March 20, 2022

Cum

Cum is an abbreviation for the crime uproot ministry. It is a law enforcement agency used when martial law takes affect. It is used when standard law enforcement has completely collapsed in an area. It has been used in sector 07 which is on of the most dangerous and unlawful sectors exiled from civilized society.

The white salty stuff that comes out of your pp.

"Did you hear that the cum arrested the drug lord down in Mexico?"

"I'm sorry what the fuck."

by tommythecommie November 26, 2021

Cum Fiesta

A lot of cum, like so much cum, cum everywhere. All you can taste is cum, all you can see is cum, hell you can even hear the cum. Also a typical reference when referring to a Bob Sutton defense.

Dylan could hardly walk after his all night encounter with Brendan’s shlong; it’s clear that they engaged in a Cum Fiesta.

Cody: “WOW the Kansas City Chiefs’ defense is really shitty.”
Brendan: “Bob Sutton really knows how to be apart of a Cum Fiesta.”

by JoceyJoce November 5, 2018