If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 23, 2021

Buy anotha one you rich motha fucka

What rick James says to Charlie Murphy after he says fuck yo couch nigga

Rick James: Buy anotha one you rich motha fucka!

Charlie Murphy: Fuck you nigga!

by SotaBoyz December 14, 2010

Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

one and only d o double g

Snoop "Dogg"

D-O-double G

Spells "Dogg" as in Snoop Dogg

Da da da da daaaI
t's the one and only

It's tha mothafuckin' D O double G

you can also say "one and only d o double g" instead of "mothafuckin' d o double g"

by Julius Kang July 18, 2016

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

by royceda20 May 3, 2009

one eyed snake tapioca nasal drip

Chunky semen that resembles tapioca pudding

bitch: ahh! you got one eyed snake tapioca nasal drip in my eye!
playa: forshizzle!

by tru playa fareal July 3, 2006

Half-way Low One-finger High-five

When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking

guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."

guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."

by OneViolence April 9, 2016