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FB friends 

(noun) You ain’t got no friends, homie. Just haters and perpetrators all conspiring and working in concert with one another to see your ultimate downfall and demise.
Ding-Dong: “Loook, I now have 1,000 FB friends”

Me: “Good for you. Ohh this is just the best news heard in long time”.

Ding-Dong: “Do you want be my FB friend?”

Me: (hehehehe) “I already am…..friend”.
FB friends by Nikki Stixx March 26, 2022
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Finger Friendly Pants

Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a little finger tap dancing
While watching her boyfriend's dad mow the lawn, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants

family friendly voice 

A voice that a YouTuber aimed at children uses that sounds like screaming.
You know Eysteem?
Yeah. He uses a family friendly voice.

Bestest Friendest 

Your "Bestest Friendest" is someone so close, the title "best friend" just isn't enough. However, you can have a best friend *and* and bestest friendest at the same time-- the bestest friendest would be closest of course, and the best friend would be your second closest friend.
Chara is my best friend, but Natalie is my bestest friendest.

go search your friends 

from hebrew- a clean way to say "fuck off"
he:would you please lend me 500$?
she: no way, go search your friends.
go search your friends by orly March 14, 2005

brown eye friendly (BEF) 

" I ratted on my co-workers to my boss because I am a brown eye friendly (BEF) kind of person."

Bob Marley Friendly 

A confirmation that you are allowed to posses and consume marijuana. Free from scrutiny or seizure.
George: Are you going to the Airliner tonight?

Frank: Nah, their security is not Bob Marley Friendly.

George: Bullshit, I was there last week and everyone was puffing on the balcony.
Bob Marley Friendly by A_Wax August 23, 2011