Madagascar Face Cream

Seamen. Also known as Cum, Seminal Fluid, Jizz, Splooge New Clam Man Chowder. Madagascar because its natives do not have enough money to get regular face cream so they use cum instead to smooth their skin out and rid it of acne.
Last night I shot a load of Madagascar face cream all over Mrs. Whalen's chunky tits.
by TheNightHawk October 14, 2009
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anal rape face

a great insult that has no good response.
joe; well i dont appreciate that
bob:you're a anal rape face
joe: wtf....
by joho104 June 29, 2008
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your moms face

A combination of your momand your face. is the most unbeatable of the two unbeatable comebacks.
person 1: your ugly
person 2: you face
person 1: you mom!
person 2: your moms FACE!
by ve03h May 08, 2005
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gas face

A person whose breath smells like they farted out of their mouth.
Mark: Yo Tom how did your date with Mary go last night?

Tom:it was awful! She is such a gas face! Her breath was so bad, i had to pretend my mother was dying just so I could leave! Doesn't anyone know how to brush their teeth anymore?
by bubbly bubbly goo June 22, 2009
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Shark Face Gang

The name of an upcoming rap group, started by macklemore. the idea being similiar to those like the taylor gang or young money.
Billy: yo dude, you hear dat new taylor gang rap man, incredibly dope.

Ted: i guess so, but that new Shark Face Gang stuff is mindblowing.
by Grey Power Ranger January 02, 2012
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Uncle Bacon Face

The term for the owner of a really fugly blemish covered face. Said face also contains horse-like features and a subtle smell of a low quality diner/breakfast buffet.
Co-Worker #1 : Hey, let's call that chick Uncle Bacon Face because she has zits and horse-like features.

Co-Worker #2 : That sounds like a swell idea and I am sure we're not going to hell at all for it!

Co-Worker #1 : Of course not!
by mateo goddardo May 14, 2008
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Ka-ka face

A Ka-ka face is someone with a very ugly face,their face looks like shit. some one with a Ka-ka face is so ugly their mama had to tie a pork chop around their neck to get the pet dog to play with them. I'm talking ugly,scaring small children and animals. The face is not to different that a pile of steaming doggie crap,oh man a real mess,bleech. Kinda like Oprah or that fat lesbo Rosie or Sara Jessica Barker.
"You sure is ugly!"
Did you see that new manager at the Burger King?
Oh yea I did.She put me off me food!
Well??
Forget it she is a real Ka-ka face her face looks like her neck just barfed,scary.Haloween came early this year dude man.
Oh Shit!
Look at that Ka-ka face standing over there oh my!
by Stewart Larkin June 08, 2007
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